Thursday, May 12, 2011

Oodles of Noodles

Imagine the most typical, or better yet, the most stereotypical, "small meal" or "snack food" that you can think of for Asian cultures. (No, you can't say rice.) Even if you can't think of it, deep down, you know the correct response would be noodles. In a contemporary setting, the more fitting response might be a cup of noodles.

I was surprised, maybe a little too pleasantly so, that they served it as a snack on the flight to Hong Kong. Normally you would expect mini-pretzels or mixed nuts but as homage to the destination of the journey, I found myself looking at a miniature cup of noodles the size of my fist (along with mini-chopsticks!)

- It's smaller than it looks!

Now imagine yourself as the CEO of a large airline company. You have just had the type of brilliant, light-bulb over head, eureka-esque moment that justify your unjustifiable salary: You decided to serve regional snacks to your passengers. (I wonder if they provide complimentary mini-vodka bottles on flights to Russia...) You want to mass-produce these items to cut costs, yet, still have it appeal to the myriad of localized ethnic-identities in the East. What do you do?

The obvious answer apparently was to make instant cup-noodles called, in English, "Chinese Noodles," with the description in Japanese and instructions in Korean. The noodles themselves tasted like Vietnamese phở. Hey, you just created a product that is patently safe from any accusations of discrimination. What more can you hope for?